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Am I a bad date?
The short answer is most definitely yes. But the long-winded justification is much more entertaining. I have finally managed to persuade a few poor unsuspecting men to meet with me in person. Whilst all of them were given a glimpse of my awkwardness by text so to some extent I was assured their standards were…
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A lesson on sextiquette
This is a tough post to write and tougher to find some good punchlines, but an important one nonetheless. When I was in my 20s sexting didn’t even seem like a thing, I don’t recall anyone ever asking me for photos, or sending me x-rated text message asking me to be their personal human golf…
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Did I become a virgin and not notice?
The one benefit of long-term monogamy is that you can keep up with your body count: it’s one. To be honest, when I starting looking for someone new I didn’t think much of this. If anything, I was incredibly embarrassed that I was still legally married and living with my ex. That’s a pretty big…
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Snake on a train
No this is not fan-fic based on a 00s comedy horror film (for anyone who isn’t a Millennial and doesn’t get the reference, click here). This is the story of a rom com gone wrong. The truth is I have always been a fan of rom coms and since the divorce I have certainly had a…
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Finding the right app
Dating platforms have changed a lot since I was last single over a decade ago, when tinder was new and a great source of free meals. Now there is an platform for every kind of community and dating style, meaning before you can even start looking for the right person, you have to find the…
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Sexless in the City
Four months ago I was a married woman with stable home life, loving family, and a gorgeous four bedroom house with a conservatory (whilst the conservatory has no relevance to my dating life, I’ve always felt like having a completely pointless room in your house was a sign you’d made it). Then I decided to…
Sexless in the City 